Lets hear about your most embarrassing experience,was it your kids,partner,a date gone wrong,fashion nightmare,shopping,dining out,job interview,oooh the possibilities are endless!

Ok i,ll start the thread off! This will stay will me forever! In 1990 the late Queen Mother attended a parade on her 90th birthday by my regiment.Kind old lady she was,and being Colonel in chief of my former regiment,she spoke briefly to every guy in the ranks.Chest inflated as she approached me and enquired as to my home town......OMG i let one rip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Full English wafted across the parade square but she seemed unfazed and smiled graciously! Bless her!

I went to a really posh italian a few years ago. I ordered this pizza and when it came it had baby octopus on it.....chew as i might this octopus would not go down my throat.

I started to cough and this octopus flew out my throat and landed in the middle of the table.

did you really scooby thats so funny lmao!

I once went on a date & after he walked me home we kissed ( )
for some strange reason I laughed & snot came down my nose, right into his mouth!
I hate him now so i'm kinda pleased

A few years ago i went to Spain on holiday.I decided to go on the " banana boat "( basically a speed boat pulling a inflatable banana).Anyway I fell off,and panicked and grabed hold of the banana,and as i was being dragged along the water my bikini bottoms came off!
the beach in question was Las Americans in Tenerife so you could image how packed it was.

When I was visiting an ex boyfriend in France (I went over with his family) we were playing volleyball in the swimming pool and as I jumped out of the water to hit the ball, my boyfriends father had to tell me my boob was hanging out of my bikini. I could have died!